I can explain

Alright. So I was sitting there. You know. On the computer. Zylia got pissed off at the Rocker elf , and jumpped out of my head. Some how she became full sized and real. She dragged me out side, and told me to get into the Blazer. Yeah Mom that Blazer that I love but you never let me drive. Well She had me go all the way down to Jacksonville to Kid nap Lor. Once Brin saw Zylia he jumpped out of her brain too, and became full sized. Lor's bunny got pissed and jumpped out as well. So then the rocker Elf jumpped out of my head to protect his worker [Zylia of course] from the phyco, Cigar smelling Rabbit. The Rabbit and the Elf Started hitting each other viollently, went throught the window. We followed and My Elf had just hit the rabbit over the head. The rabbit got pissed, jumpped into the blazer. And I mean while this is all happening Brin and Zylia are just SITTING there laughing and eating pop corn. The bunny turned on all of at the point. Fire burning in his eyes. He reved the engine and started coming towards us. Rocker Elf jumpped back into my head scared to bloody hell. Brin grabbed Lor, and Zylia grabbed me, since it wouldnt be good that their creators were about to be ran over by a phyco rabbit. We ran far down the road, and the buddy eventally hit a pole. The blazer burst into flames, Brindle grabbed the rabbit, and we ran to a save distance to Roast Marsh- I mean watch the flames in horror.



Well losted, we started trying to find our way back when a car came down the road. Well we tied the bunny up and stuffed him back in lors brain, Brin followed and Zylia went into mine. When the car pulled up they looked at my Tee shirt which was my Twilight tee, and told us to hopin. We did, but we realize it was a big mistake. She suddenly screamed loudly: "VANCOUVER OR BUST!" So before we knew it we were in Vancouver. Suddenly I guess from me and Lor being so close, Karalynn pops out of her head, then Daviel pops out of mine. They started like fearcely making out [Yeah I didnt see that one coming either] So James popped out of my head and pulled kara away making Daviel sad. THEN Kenzie popped out of my head. Having so many people out of my head made me dizzy so I really had to sit down, but Kenzie got in James face, and then Kara got in Kenzie face, and God it was just a freakin cat fight. Poor Daviel got stuck in the middle of it. Lor gave me some pocky to make me feel better when suddenly Robert Pattinson dressed as Edward Cullen jumps and attacks James. Well As He is ripping him apart I am like Screaming "NO THATS JAMES MCPIKE NOT JAMES WITHERDALE!" And Then he drops his like missing a leg. "Oh.. They look a lot alike." He said.



"I know." I said and lor laughed like it was an inside joke cause it so was. Kenzie dragged Daviel back into my head as Kara through James back into mine. She looked at Kenzie and mouthed "Bitch" And jumpped into Lors brain. Well Rob/Edward felt so bad he let me and Lor come on set with them and go to Italy with them!



So Mom this explains the Blazer and the weeks gone with out no notice...



{For anyone who will read this and understand it... LOR. I was kidding about the Daviel Kara thing. DONT KILL ME.}