There is no fucking Controversy. These's bitches really need to shut the fuck up. All they are doing is making us younger fans look bad. Just like the little kid group that is taking twilight to the 'Hany montanie' level.
For my full thoughts on this one read my comment on Disqus:
http://disqus.com/people/cnfac/#main
July 23, 2009
Line Holding Controversy
Posted by CNFAC at 1:21 PM 0 comments
July 21, 2009
Survey Zylia
1)Choose one of your own characters.
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Then, tag three people.
4) Feel free to add some questions of your own.
Zylia Nokomis, here, and ready [not] to go!
1) What gender are you?
Female.
2) What is your age?
16. . Well I look 16. I am actually going on 30.
3) Do you want a hug?
. . . Gtfo. . .
4) Do you have any bad habits?
*listens to iPod*
"Let have some fun this beat is- What?"
5) What is your favorite food?
Blood.
6) What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Blood.
7) Are you a virgin?
Nope.
8) Have you killed anyone?
Yes. Rather not talk about it.
9) Do you hate anyone?
Yeah. . Some I hate more than others.
10) Do you have any secrets?
A few that only people close to me really know.
11) What is your favorite season?
Summer and fall.
12) Who are your best friends?
Brindle and Daviel.
13) What are your hobbies?
Listening to my iPod, Making out with Brindle, Hanging out at Ricochet's bar, and getting drunk off my vampirc ass.
14) What is your favorite drink?
Blood.
15) When is your birthday?
October 15, 1979
16) What age did you die?
Well if you go by stereotypical Vampire myth, I 'died' at 16, but truth be vampires dont really die. It's like more of a DNA change.
17) Are you nice or mean?
I use to find my self extremely mean, but now I think it's a so and so. Brindle really softened me up. I will probably regret it.
18) What do you think of your creator?
Which one? Bella or Daviel? Well I can give you a what I think of both. Bella, well she is my Creator CREATOR. She gives me my own space of her brain, and even though everyone else she houses in that brain of hers sometimes really piss me the fuck off she is good to me. She has to be or I would quit, and she would more and likely die without me.
As for Daviel, he is my Creator as in being a vampire. He really can piss me off sometimes, but he is like my big brother so I guess that's what he is suppose to do. I wish he would relax on Brindle, but yet at the same time I understand why he is so hard on my boyfriend. He is a respectable guy, he has been around for 300 years and served the Royal family.
19) What is your weakness?
I have come to realize I am way too emotional. At first I just let my emotion of hate cloud my judgment, but now I have so many different emotions I really dont know how to control it all.
20) How long can you stay under water?
as long as possible
21) What do you do on a regular day basis?
Go to Ricochet's bar nowadays. . .
22) Do you love someone?
Brindle with all my heart.
23) Does that person love you back?
Yes.
24) Do you like me?
Well you haven't asked stupid questions. So yes.
25) What do you consider fun in the day time?
Hang out at Ricks.
26) At night?
-looks at Brindle and coughs- I plead the fifth to the question. >//>
27) Do you like meatballs?
Ew. Human food.
28) Do you like Chef Boyardee's meatballs?
Once again. Ew. Human food.
29) Are you gay?
That would be impossible. I am a female.
30) DoucheSayWhat?
What?
-gets it-
OH YOU THICK HEADED BITCH.
31) Say that you were trapped in a closet with your lover for 2 days straight. What do you do if you start to starve in ONLY A 2-DAY RADIUS?
One. The closet would be partially destroyed from my 'lover' and I being in it doing god knows what, and if I was starving I wouldn't have to do shit because Brindle would Knock the closet door down not wanting to be bit again.
32) Wow, really?
Well he is a werewolf.
33) What is your place of origin?
Gallup, New Mexico
34) Who are your parents?
Izabelle, and Steven Nokomis. My mother died giving birth to me, and I practically got my father killed.
35) Are you wearing underwear right now?
No. . But that's not my fault. -Looks at Brindle and rolls eyes but with a smile-
36) What’s your occupation?
I am a certified Vampire pirate, and also I got the highest degree in bullshitting you.
37) What makes you unique?
I have a shadow that I can talk to. Seriously.
Posted by CNFAC at 1:55 PM 0 comments
July 20, 2009
LOL
Choose 3 of your OCs. They can be from anything. Original stories, fanfic OCs, whatever. It doesn't matter. None of this matters.
1. Zylia Nokomis
2. Daviel Willams
3. Hugh Faunus
1) So. Introduce yourselves. Are you related in any way, or do you have no idea who the hell each other is?
Daviel: I would be Daviel Willams, and yes I do believe we are 'related' in one way or the other.
Zylia: The name is Zylia Nokomis.
Hugh: Yo I be the one and only Hugh!
2) Great, great. So. Ever gotten a blowjob?
Daviel: -blinks-
Hugh: -blinks-
Zylia: Uhm question! Is this good for given Blowjob?
Daviel: -turns to Zylia- O.O WHAT?!
Zylia: Kidding kidding.. . Or am I?
3) HURR. That last question was uncalled for! Anyhoo. What do you like doing when no one else is looking?
Daviel: Walk down dark streets and dream about the old days.
Hugh: Walk down Dark streets and dream about the old days. . .
Zylia: You two sound like fucking Stalkers!
4) Have any secret shames that you'd like to indulge upon us today?
Daviel: Not really. . .Sept for wasting my life with a family of shame.
Hugh: -looks at Zylia from a narrowed eyed look- I rather pass.
Zylia: *coughduchebagCough*
Announcer dude: What about you Zylia?
Zylia: -Eyes Hugh from a narrowed eyed look- Yeah I pass too. . .
5) Got any ultra-quirky kinks?
Daviel: What?
Hugh: What?
Zylia: -jumps up- HELL YEAH!
Daviel: -blink-
Hugh: -blink-
6) Within the last month, how many people have you done questionable acts with?
Hugh: One hard ass trainer.
Zylia: One handsome boyfriend.
Daviel: -looks from hugh to Zylia and goes headdesk- No one. .
7) Do you love me? I love you.
Hugh: Your a guy right? o.O -twich-
Zylia: Shit no.
Daviel: . . . No Comment.
8) Are you hurt because I lied in that last question?
Hugh: No.
Zylia: No
Daviel: . . .No. . .
9) If you could kill someone and get away with it, who would it be?
-Hugh and Zylia look at each other, but then both glance at Daviel smiling-
10) What is the one things that sets you off so much that you'll go from docile to rabid squirrel monkey in 12 seconds?
Hugh: -points at daviel-
Daviel: -points at Hugh-
Zylia: -points at both of them-
11) Who the hell are you people? Why are you in my house? Are you even people? Get outta my stuff!
Hugh: I am a certified Adjent against myth Creatures. I am in your house because I do beileve you are Charile the unicorn and you are under arrest. Oh and nice Thong.
Daviel: -Blinks at Hugh- Woah. . Dude. Not cool.
Zylia: -ROFL-
12) Does rain filter down through your handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral water that's tasty for the ladies?
Zylia: Ew?
Daviel: What the?
Hugh: OH YEAH!
13) I'm going off track a little. Um. How many people have seen you bare-ass nekkid?
Daviel: One. . .
Zylia: One!!!!
Hugh: Heh, No comment.
14) How lovely. Have you ever wanted to smoke crack? Are you a crackhead?
Daviel: Never
Hugh: Tried it. Not good shit.
Zylia: Ewwww....
15) Are you wondering how many more of these questions you must endure?
-all Blink with no answer-
16) What's the strangest thing you've ever licked?
Zylia: No comment
Daviel: NO comment
Hugh: . . . Pass. .
17) How many people have you confided in about your contamination with SuperAIDS?
Zylia: -fist twiches- Okay I am sick and tired of you whore.
Daviel: What?
Hugh: WTF?
18) There is no question 18.
-Zylia goes after the Announcer dude but Hugh and Daviel hold her back-
19) Have you ever considered a fetish?
Zylia: Bondage!
Hugh and Daviel stare at her.
Zylia: What? At least I am proud!
20) This mindless torture is over. Does this make you shit your pants in glee?
Zylia: No
Hugh: No
Daviel: Ew.
NOW GO TAG SOME BITCHES.
Posted by CNFAC at 1:17 PM 0 comments
OC Paper work #1 Zylia
BASICS
FULL NAME: Zylia Izabelle Nokomis
MEANING: "Shadow", "God's Promise", "daughter of the moon"
NICKNAME: Izy
MEANING: Also can mean "God's Promise"
ACTUAL AGE: 29 going on 30
RESIDENCE: A fictional Build of Alton IL
AGE APPEARANCE: 16
BIRTHDAY: October 15, 1979
ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Libra
SPECIES: Vampire
GENDER: Female
RELIGION: N/A
ALLERGIES: N/A
SEXUAL PREFERANCE: Straight
OCCUPATION: What Occupation?
WAY OF SPEAKING: English; Slight Southern Accent from growing up around there.
MARITAL STATUS: Taken
THEME SONG(S): Oh god give me a moment:
oo1. If Everyone Cared- Nickleback
oo2. Save Me- Royal Bliss
oo3. Over my Head- The Fray
oo4. Going Under- Evanescence
oo5. Dance with the Devil- Breaking Benjamin
oo6. Welcome to the world- Kevin Rudolf
oo7. Broken- Lifehouse
008. The feel good Drag- Anberlin
oo9. Savin Me- Nickelback
o10. Born for this- Paramore
o11. LIFELINE- PAPA ROACH! [this song is her LIFE song!] just at the beginning replace the word BOY with GIRL.
o12. BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS- Green Day [listen to the lyrics and then of all the shit she has been through!]
o13. Follow Me- Breaking Benjamin
o14. I hate everything about you- Three Days Grace
o15. As long as You love me-Backstreet Boys [XD sorry I have to put this one. Its actually for Brindle to me, but Eh its him sings to Zylia.]
o16. It's not my time- 3 doors down
o17. Girls do what they want- The Maine [Okay another Brindle POV but what can you do? It describes Zylia XD]
o18. All the small things- Blink 182
o19. We did Nothing Wrong- Royal Bliss
o20. Teenagers- My Chemical Romance [XD]
o21. Scars- Papa Roach
o22. 15 Step- Radiohead
o23. What have you done- Within Temptation
o24. You Found me- The fray
o25. The flood- Escape the Fate
o26. La La Land- Demi Lovato
o27. The Night- Disturbed
o28. Everybody's fool- Evanescence
o29. Evil Angel- Breaking Benjamin
o30. Boom- Anjulie
o31. I caught Myself- Paramore
o32. Imperfection- Skillet
o33. Tremble for my Beloved- Collective Soul
Colorful right?
PERSONAL QUOTE: "If you eat Atticus, Daviel I will kill you I swear."
Its a new one but it amused me.
APPEARANCE
HAIR COLOR: Black
HAIR STYLE AND LENGTH: Long and thick. Kind of usually a mess but she can do nothing to it and still look good.
EYES COLOR: Grey
EYESIGHT: Beyond Perfect
HEIGHT: 5"2
WEIGHT: 125 lbs
OUTFIT/CLOTHING STYLE: Use to be whatever she could find that she liked, but now she has Brindle taking care of her and Ricochet bending to her every will So its usually dark, Spontaneously there will be color. She likes Grey and Green mainly.
ABNORMALITIES(TAIL): Shadow with personality of its own. Its dark and noticeable no matter if its light or dark.
DISTINGUISHING MARKS(SCARS,MOLES,TATS): None
SELF CARE(MAKE UP): Showers, Eye make up.
FIRST IMPRESSION ON PEOPLE: Psychopath that sits in the corner of a room talking to her self but really is talking to her shadow that only she can hear in her mind. Yep.
SKIN COLOR: Slightly tanish. She has like a light natural tent to her since she has Indian blood.
BODY TYPE/BUILD: Curves, Drop-dead Gorgeous, but her attitude turns off most people. Sept for one.. And I am not talking about Brindle.
DEFAULT EXPRESSION: Serious, Lost in thought.
POSTURE: Straight. Proud like.
MEASUREMENTS(FEMALE ONLY): Have no clue.
PIERCINGS: none.
DESCRIBE THEIR VOICE: Light, Sarcastic, Light with Southern accent.
WEAPON OF CHOICE: Her feet. Trained to kickbox with Hugh as human, and continued personally training self as Vampire. Will only use hands to fight when really needed.
RELATIONSHIPS
MOM: Izabelle Nokomis: Never met; Died giving birth; Zylia Named after with Middle name.
HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: No relationship. . . .
DAD: Steven Nokomis: Dead.
HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: They were extremely close. She claimed to him as his 'Scout' and he her 'Atticus'.
SIBLINGS: None
HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: -
CHILDREN: None
HOW WELL DO THEY GET ALONG: -
OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS: Grandparents: Dead Got her Name 'Zylia' from her grandmother
PAST LOVER(S): Hugh Faunus
CURRENT LOVER: Brindle York
REACTION TO MEETING SOMEONE NEW: Quiet unless challenged. Counting on how she is approached she can be Sarcastic.
ABILITY TO WORK WITH OTHERS: Very well to work with others; but only those whom have gained her full trust. Which is hard to gain unless your a smooth talker like Brindle York. XD
HOW SOCIABLE(LONER,ETC): Only friend after becoming Vampire was Daviel. For awhile she becomes a loner, then meets Ricochet and Brindle. She gets along with people that come into Ricochet's bar.
FRIENDS: Sam [Past Childhood friend], Hugh Faunus [Past], Lowe [trying to forget past], Low [past], Daviel [current], Brindle [current]
PETS: Atticus the cat.
LEAST FAVORITE TYPE OF PERSON: Backstabbers.
PARENTAL TYPE(PROTECTIVE,ETC): She would be protective as fuck. She would be understanding too.
AFFINITY WITH...: Animals, drawing, Nature.
FAVORITE PEOPLE: Brindle
LEAST FAVORITE PEOPLE: Lowe [Backstabber. . .Literally.]
PERSONALITY
..WHEN YOU FIRST MEET THEM: I keep to myself. Ricochet is a classic example of the what if. I mean I walked into his bar one night; you know to just to relax. He instantly had eyes on me like the pig he is. He didn't hesitate to come up to me with a cup which I prayed was free Rum. He pushed the cup to me and it wasn't rum it was Blood! The little bastard knew what I was with out even talking to me. I knew that little duche was going to be a kick so I stuck around for a week and we all know were that led me. That let me to my first meet with Brindle, but read for yourself to find out how that one went.
..AS YOU KNOW THEM BETTER(AND THEY LIKE YOU): In Ricochet's case: Gets hung by his shoestrings. In Brindle's Case: Turns him away several times, until a certain little fuck up happens, and I give in completely.
..AS YOU KNOW THEM BETTER(AND THEY DISLIKE YOU): I become Hateful and sarcastic with them. If he or she really pisses me off well, it's his or hers funeral.
POSITIVE CHARACTERISTICS: Real World, Funny, room for improvement.
NEGATIVE CHARACTERISTICS: Harsh, cynical,Withdrawn, Stubborn, Closed.
FAVORITE COLOR: Green
FAVORITE FOOD: Blood.
FAVORITE ANIMAL: Cats.
FAVORITE INSTRUMENT: Bass
FAVORITE ELEMENT: Air
FAVORITE REMEMBERED MOMENT IN LIFE: Lovejoy Cemetery Alton IL. It was the moment I was able to just allow everything off my chest. The weight of the world I felt I was able to hand to him. Brindle.
LEAST FAVORITE COLOR: Bubblegum pink.
LEAST FAVORITE FOOD: human food
LEAST FAVORITE ANIMAL: None.
LEAST FAVORITE INSTRUMENT: Drums
LEAST FAVORITE ELEMENT: Earth
MOST HATED MOMENT IN LIFE: The Moment. The one moment that set me where I am now.
USUAL MOOD: Content, but not bursting with joy.
DRINK/SMOKE/DRUGS: She drinks. . . Like a Pirate. .
DARK VERSION OF SELF: Gloomy, doesn't rage (unless you do something like killing one she loves) but is cold and merciless. Swift and quite strong.
LIGHT VERSION OF SELF: Happy, talkative on subjects she's interested in, patient, good humour, gives good advice.
HOW SERIOUS ARE THEY: She has a good, dry sense of humour and loves a good joke, but is not childish or too easy-going. Serious where it's appropriate.
CLASS IN AN RPG: Thief/Pirate I am going by Maple story
BELIEVE IN GHOSTS: yes.
(IN)DEPENDANT: Independent.
SOFT SPOT/VULNERABILITY: Way too closed off.
OPINION ON SWEARING: Curses like an old sailor.
DAREDEVIL VS CAUTIOUS: More on the daredevil side, but not stupid or a jackass.
MUSIC TYPE: Music Nerd Alert.
MOVIE TYPE: Action, horror, comedy
BOOK TYPE: Philosophic, crime, some fantasy books.
GAME TYPE: PS3
COMFORTABLE TEMPERATURE: 101 to 102
SLEEPING PATTERN: Pretty normal. Insomnia if bothered.
CLEANLINESS/NEATNESS: Showers regularly, but is not overly hygienic. Never smells bad, but never uses perfume.
DESIRED PET: A fucking Tiger! Brindle: "HELL FUCKIN NO!"
HOW DO THEY PASS TIME: In Ricochets bar OR in the cabin with Brindle and Daviel
BIGGEST SECRET: Zee.
HERO/WHO THEY LOOK UP TO: Her dad
WHAT ANIMAL WOULD THEY BE: Black Panther Cub
FEARS: Death
COMFORTS: Music, Art
DRUNK TYPE: Hyper, Giggly, Flirts when really Shitpissed. Unless she is depressed, THEN: Well you dont want to be around.
SPECIAL ABILITIES/MAGICS: None.
HOW DID THEY GET SAID MAGICS: -
DONE ANYTHING TO GET IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW: Steals, oh and does have a accidental murder.
WHICH "7 DEADLY SINS" ARE THEY MOST LIKE: (lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy, pride) Wrath, possibly pride too.
WHICH "7 VIRTUES" DO THEY HAVE: (chastity, abstinence, leberality, diligence, patience, kindness, humility) Patience, Diligence.
DANCE STYLE: Skilled, and dorky when shitpissed.
WHAT ROLE WOULD THEY BE IF THEY WERE IN...
ROMANCE MOVIE: lead
ACTION MOVIE: The protagonist, or his/her friend.
CARTOON: Like a Bugs Bunny and Spongebob mix.
HORROR MOVIE: The good-guy who doesn't believe the scary things that are happening until she sees it for herself.
PORNO: That annoying director who ruins the whole thing by going "Spread your legs a little bit more" or "Cum on her tits" in a tone of voice that suggests this is the most boring subject she's ever directed.
LABYRINTH: Haven't seen..
PRINCESS BRIDE: Haven't seen it. Again, suggestions?
HOW DO THEY ACT WHEN THEY ARE...
SAD: Is quiet, daydreams and listens to music constantly, refuses to tell anyone what's up. If she needs to talk about her problems, she tells Brindle.
HAPPY: Very Smug.
ANGRY: Clenches her teeth, again is quiet and doesn't talk to anyone. If she's enraged and/or pushed up in a corner she'll roundhouse you rather than yell. Watch the fuck out.
AFRAID: Tries to get away (physically or mentally) from her situation, is embarrassed to show fear.
LOVE SOMEONE: Open, and once conformable all over.
HATE SOMEONE: Avoids them as much as possible. Is very rejective and doesn't usually seek confrontation actively.
WANT SOMETHING: Does what she can to get it, but doesn't go over the top. Gives up if it seems very unrealistic, but isn't really a quitter.
CONFUSED: Acts irritated, tries to figure out what's going on as soon as possible.
HOW DO THEY REACT TO...
DANGER: Tries to avoid and/or get out of the situation without showing fear.
SOMEONE THEY HATE WHO HAS A CRUSH ON THEM: Bullies them until they don't.
PROPOSAL TO MARRY: Lets put it this way:
Brindle: -gets on one knee- Marry me?
Zylia: -stands there staring blankly-
Brindle: Zylia? -blinks-
Zylia: -Still unresponive-
Brindle: Babe?
Zylia: -faints-
Seriously Zylia would be having a horror show go on in her head. She loves Brindle to death but the last thing she sees is getting married.
DEATH OF LOVED ONE: Grieves in silence. Beats herself up for not getting over them and moving on faster.
DIFFICULT GAME/MATH/ETC: Calmly but effectively gets to work. Acts cocky if she knows she's good at it.
INJURY: tries to take care of self but I promise Daviel and Brindle will be there in no time
SOMETHING IRRESISTABLY CUTE: Goes "Awww!", then pretends it was in a joking manner.
LOSS OF HOURS OF WORK: Gets irritated. She likes to get things done.
HISTORY
BIOGRAPHY: [Short version!] Born to Izabelle and Steven Nokomis; Mom dies giving birth; sixteen gets long story about her Indian harage from her dad. Meets Hugh, Lo, and Lowe Faunus. Hugh and her become close, Indian tribe finds out she is on their territory and attacks her family. Father dies, She runs to a close town, Lowe finds her stabs her once through the chest and plans to leave her to die; Daviel finds her kills Lowe and turns Zylia.
FIRST APPEARANCE: In the bar.
KNOWLEDGE
LANGUAGES: English,
SCHOOLING LEVEL: high School
FAVORITE SUBJECT: English, Art, Math.
INTERESTED CAREERS: Photographer, Artist
EXPERTICE: Any kind of visual art, anything that requires speed and remote strength, solving mathematical/logical problems.
PUZZLES: I assume by "puzzles" you mean things that puzzle her? Uh... Feelings I guess. Anything that can't be approached with either logic or visual creativity. Or do you mean it literally? She does like the Rubik's Cube.
CHEMISTRY: HATE WITH PASSION.
MATH: Is very good at math.
ENGLISH: Is excellent at English.
GEOGRAPHY: Terrible. She tries her best, but her grades are at best mediocre.
POLITICS/LAW: Isn't too interested in politics/law. Doesn't study it.
ECONOMY/ACCOUNTING: hates.
COOKING: Zylia is one of those people who could burn water if it was possible.
SEWING: She hasn't even tried.
MECHANICS: Fairly good, though nothing special. Can change a tire on a car, but will still need help if her (future) car breaks down.
BOTANY (FLOWERS): Loves to photograph wild flowers and plants, but has no other sort of interest in botany.
MYTHOLOGY: Eh, So and So since she is apart of Myth.
DRAMATICS(ACTING,SINGING): Is excellent at both
READING LEVEL: averarge
HOW GOOD ARE THEY AT PLANNING AHEAD: not so good
IMPULSIVE/STRATEGY: A good strategist.
ROMANCE
DO THEY TAKE INITIATIVE: Never.
HOW DO THEY ACT(SHY,ETC): Awkward, nervous,
GENTLEMAN/LADYLIKE VS KLUTZY: Quite a gentlelady, until it gets personal (here she becomes rejective and awkward).
GO SLOW VS JUMP INTO: When it comes to romance, she'll definitely take it slow OR at least try to until a certain Werewolf pulls off-- I mean Rips off her clothes.
TRUE LOVE VS TESTING DIFF PEOPLE: The love has to be pretty damn true to get her going.
PROTECTIVE: Yup.
ACT LIKE FRIENDS OR LOVERS: Friends but Real lovers behind the bedroom door. XD.
WHAT KIND OF PRESENTS DO THEY BUY: Nothing.
TYPE OF KISSER: One word. Sexy.
DO THEY WANT KIDS: Fuckin Fuck yeah. She wants kids. She loves kids.
DO THEY WANT TO MARRY: No, but she really loves Brindle and will do what ever is needed.
MAKE GOOD OR BAD DECISIONS: So-So
ARE THEY ROMANTIC: Not until the moment comes.
HOW ARE THEY IN BED: Just ask Brindle.
TOYS?: . . Bondage. . .
FETISHES: . . Bondage. . .
S+M: What?
GET JEALOUS EASY: Not really.
WIFE/HUBBY BEATER: No, but likes playfighting.
MARRY FOR MONEY: No.
FAVORITE POSITION: . . .
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN ON THEIR DREAM DATE: Doesn't dream of dates.
OPINION ON SEX: AMAZING.
Posted by CNFAC at 12:27 AM 0 comments
July 19, 2009
OC survey
THIS IS A QUIZ.
You know the drill: 10 of your OCs, answer the questions accordigly, blah blah blah.
oo1. Zylia
oo2. Rayne
oo3. Mackenzie
oo4. Daviel
oo5. James
oo6. Harlyn
oo7. Piper
oo8. Zee
oo9. Blake
o10. Rocker
oo00OO00oo
1) 1 and 8 write a grocery list. What items are on it?
Ironically enough that would be Zylia and Zee, so really nothing on the list will have to do with Zee, since she has no use for it. Unless she could take Tylenol then she would have a use!
oo1. Converse
oo2. Hot topic wear
003. and Blood.
2) 3 and 5 go shopping according to said list. What do they forget, and what do they buy instead?
Ohhhhh! That's Mackenzie and James!!!! Well they would forget everything on the list because they would be fighting to the death!
3) 7 finds out he/she is violently allergic to bees! What does 2 do?
Well 7 Would be piper and 2 would be Rayne. Rayne would do absolutely nothing since she wouldn't like Piper too much. I think its hilarious because I totally just got a picture of Piper running away from a hore of bees while Rayne Laughs.
4) Knowing full well about 7's allergies, 10 mail-orders a hive of bees and puts it in 7's room. What does 4 say about this?
Well 10 is Rocker and he is the leader of them all so he has full rights to put anything in to their bed room. 4 is Daviel, he would be highly disappointed in the lack of fair leadership from Rocker, and he would probably help poor piper out.
{Wow I just totally imagined pipe and Daviel together and then Kara comes over and totally goes haywire}
5) If 9 hijacked a PA system, what would they broadcast throughout the building?
9 equals Blake. "Hey, Yo yo, how do you work this thing? Oh its on? Oh, oh kay: Dudes and Dudettes! The left sector of Bella's brain is on fire. DO NOT BE ALARMED."
6) 6 sunbathed for too long and got a sunburn. What does he/she have to say about it?
"Son of a- Riley! You were to wake me up a F***ing hour ago!"
That would be Harlyn.
7) What would 1 say 6 looks like, now that he/she is sunburnt?
Zylia: "Now your an Orange Tabby cat and not a calico!.
Harlyn: GTFO
8) If 3 and 10 were having a 'Yo momma' contest, what would their best jokes be?
Mackenzie.
Rocker: Yo Momma so fat the air-o-plane she was on crash landed HO!
Mackenzie: My momma is dead.
9) Is 5 or 4 a better figure skater?
hm... Daviel or James... I would have to say Daviel.
10) What does 2 have to say about that?
Rayne: *Rofl* HAHA SISSY BOY!
11) 9 became a necromancer overnight! Who do they ressurect?
Blake: All the dead RPS members.
12) What would each of their names be if they were to become the opposite gender?
1. Zoron
2. Yane
3. Mack
4. Daviette
5. Lor [XD]
6. Harry
7. Peter
8. Wee?
9. Bretty
10. Rockette
13) What animals would each of them be?
1. Black Panther cub
2. Tiger
3. Falcon
4. Penguin
5. Snake
6. . . .a house cat. . .
7. Platypus
8. Black Panther
9. Wolf
10. . Elf!
14) 2 is having a dinner party and asks 3 and 5 to run to the store to get the ingredients. Do they fuck this one up too?
I just laughed so hard because I know Rayne would proposely send troughs two together. Yeah the fuck that one up too.
15) It turns out that 2 poisoned all the guests with arsenic! Who did he/she invite?
Piper and Rocker. Just them.
16) Which of the guests would 9 bring back to life with their necromancy?
Piper.
17) Would 4 snort a Ramen noodle then hock it up out their mouth and floss their nasal cavity with it? What does 10 think of this?
He would not, and Rocker would call him a wuss for not doing it
18) 1 is hitchhhiking to China and 2 stops to pick he/she up. 3 meets up with them at a gas station and they are all struck with a radioactive comet. They all get superpowers and vow to save the world from evil! Shortly after this, 4 begins a plot to take all the tea in China with his/her henchmen/women, 5 and 6. 1, 2, and 3 break into their fortress of DOOM to stop the plot. 7 enters the fray, having been struck by a similar comet, only his/her only power is to morph into a lethargic koala bear. 8 and 9 were having sex the whole time and missed it. What's 10's favorite TV show?
Let me rewrite this:
Zylia is hitchhiking to china and Rayne stops to pick her up. Mackenzie meets up with them at a gas station and they are all struck with a radioactive comet. They all get superpowers and vow to save the world from evil! Shortly after this, Daviel begins a plot to take all the tea in china with his henchmen, James, and Harlyn. Zylia, Rayne, and Mackenzie break into their fortress of DOOM to stop the plot. Piper enters the fray, having been struck by a similar comet, only her only power is to morph into a lethargic koala bear. Zee and Blake were having sex the whole time and missed it. What's Rocker's favorite TV Show?
. . .
Trueblood.
19) On a scale of 1 to 10, how irritating was that last question?
1 it was fun.
20) This quiz is over, but the journey continues as all 10 ride off into the sunset. Who pushes who off of their horse as the screen fades to black?
Rayne pushes Daviel off.
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New Moon Updates
Chris had announced that Muse and Radiohead are returning to the New Moon soundtrack, along with a new comer: Band of skulls. Below is a video of there music. I got really into so I am really excited.
Le Gasp! The Bella/ Alice reunion!You all know how much I love it in the series of how Alice just spontaneously pops up at the right moments.
and for anyone too lazy to go read, here I Kaleb reading the first parts of his book. If you like what you hear go to branhambric.com and you can download the first four chapters for free. Seriously this book is going to be one damn good book.
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July 14, 2009
Rob is Preggers with Kris baby
Thank you Kaleb for totally summing up everything I try to tell people with the use of my favorite thing: Sarcasm.
Remember kids,
Chuck Norris Fears Alice Cullen
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July 09, 2009
Fuck.
So many issues so little fucking time to deal with life. I have been a good girl for ever now. Never really complaining about life it's self. But when reality sets in; when you have to start growing up, what is there to do? I started working two weeks ago. I love it like I have found the gold at the end of the freaking rainbow. The Chef; Aaron he is a great guy. Also new to the job, but he has been a Chef for ten years. He offered to train me and that's what he has done. He's a great guy, and I am just so proud to stand next to him, while he wears the uniform of not just any artist; but an Culinary artist. I am proud because now I know I am a step closer to my dream of becoming a Chef myself. I'm not doing that petty school cafe stuff. I am actually cooking food! It's nerve racking though. Each day they give me more and more to do. To test me. And its just going to get even harder. Brandon; my boss, he also just started taking over that position. So just about everyone is trying to get to know one another.
So I guess that was the good news. Bad new comes next and there's a lot of it. Bad news. The job takes a lot out of me. I use to be use to only 2 hours of labor, but now its 6 hours, 30 hours a week. I know I will get use to it, but I just keep having issues setting my sleep schedule. I am working on getting my emancipation so I can get a place of my own. The idea of living with KC is long gone. He works at Elite but he cant stay to the dedication of it [even though we practically do about the same shit for the same amount of hours] so he has missed two weeks. He does have his excuses.. Some which are unbeatable. His other job is under the table so taxes don't add in. And really he loves that job because he gets weed and Alcohol.
So I decided I cant trust him anymore. I am going to be stuck at Emily's for awhile. As soon as I get my emancipation I am going to get myself an one bedroom apartment. Maybe I could rent from Sherry. She rented to us when we lived behind Lindsey. 350 a month for that apartment. Not bad if you ask me. It was three bedroom. Only my dad had to fucker up, get grandpa taken away from us, and cause us to have to move into several shitty places.
Speaking of my dad; I still feel shitty on him going back to prison. I was able to talk to him. I was able to say 'I forgive you' finally and mean it. I was able to cry, and hear him cry as well. Then I had to have one final call with him. It was the call that set me where I am now. I cried and told him how I was living. I put him threw so much worry, and he still doesn't know if I am okay or not because I haven't had the heart to tell him everything that happened that morning. I am actually afraid too. Then I had to feel myself lose him a second time.
Then on my grandpa. DID ANYONE FUCKING REALIZE ANOTHER YEAR PASTED THAT HE'S BEEN DEAD?! I want to scream that line to the fucking world. I remember I was still living with my mom when that date came. No one. Said anything. That was actually the day I made my last call to my dad. Because Eric got into my face that day. Its been what- four fucking years!? Was he just so disrespected from my side of the family that he is so easily forgotten? Or maybe it's just the regret I feel for following my Fathers foot steps on how I treated my grandfather as a kid. I miss my grandpa because on the day of his death. The moment my mom called me; and I started bawling was the moment I realized, that, that ten days he stayed in our home, I could have talked to him a little more. I could have shared how my life was going, a little more, and I could have asked him to forgive me for how I was such a mean little selfish kid. How I had to be Daddy's girl and do as Daddy did. My life is such a double edged sword.
Other things, I am sick and tired of the war between my friends. Kc needs to act like hes 18 not just show it. He needs to realize that we all are growing up and weather we like it or not Hemp is still Illegal in Illinois. There's a reason why I told Edward. She deserves to know whats going on in her home. So when she returns she is ready for the changes. I hope when she gets back down here [when ever she does because even though we have FINALLY gotten her mom to let her come down here, Eddy said she wont tell us when because she wants to effin surprise us. =D]
And I am still beating myself up for what happened to Jane. I don't give a fuck I feel I could have stopped it. As I was laying on the couch and she said 'lets drink' I had it on the tip of my tongue to say: "No please stay sober with me. I wont get to see you leave tomorrow. Let Kc just have his stupid old fun, and talk with me before I pass out." Just as much as Kc and Jane [for lying!!!!!!] I have a part in it as well. I betrayed her moms trust by going along with the 'Margret doesn't allow alcohol" thing. I should have and Could have done the right thing but I was like no, I want to party too. Which I didn't because every fucking time someone drinks anymore something bad happens [EX. India....]
I just want it all to stop. I am just so fed up.
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July 07, 2009
Rest in Peace Micheal Jackson
I Will always remember what I was doing June 25, 2009. A half hour before his death was announced I was in Emily's basement. Listening to my iPod. Fall Out Boy's version of 'Beat it' played, and my friends and I were getting really into it, putting the song on repeat, and then talking about Micheal. We sometimes joked. You know the Micheal Jackson type of jokes. Just to have a few laughs. Later that night I found myself joking that I might have killed him.
Now that he is dead alot of people have been woken up these last few weeks. I really did like talking about his death, and start listening to his music some more. But it felt to me that it was just too much public attention. People have been sickeningly selling off Micheal Jackson stuff, just like when a crowd of people tried to make off with Bonnie and Clyde's fingers in 1934. It just grosses me so I decided I wouldn't talk much about it.
I watched a few videos from his funeral. I gave my silent prayer out to the family, but what really stopped me was Paris. For the 6 seconds that she spoke, from the moment I saw that she was going to talk I was crying. I kind of know what it is like to lose you father at a young age. I didn't loose mine like she did but I know the pain and confusion. Tears still leak from my face as I think about it.
No matter what Micheal did or didnt do, he was a true American hero, and he will always be honored that way. Just like Elvis, Johnny Cash, and yes; Bonnie and Clyde [XD what? If I lived during that time I would have been team mobster just like the rest of America; minus the FBI]
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updates
Like I've said before: "Can you say 'team Paul'? Anyone? Did anyone else notice that all the vampire baseball pictures were mainly of the sexy werewolf pack? Geezbus help us. In other news Rob is still on Remember Me set. He has not be-- HOLLLLE-LYYYY. I FOUND A ALEX MERAZ PIC. SHIRTLESSSSSS. F-U people I aint sharing. =P In other OTHER news. Dakota is up against Emma Watson for a People page. Rob, Kristan, and Taylor have all won a page this last year. I think Dakota deseves one too. I voted and she is two points behind Emma. This is like a: Harry Potter or Twilight? Thing since Dakota is up for her role as Jane in New Moon. Speaking of which... I GOT MY HARRY POTTER TICKET! HAHAHAH BITCHES! I wont be going to Edwardsville [ha ha he he edwardsville.] at midnight for nothin this time!
So is the Twilight Guy retarded or did going to Forks just slow his brain process? Idk could be any of the two. He got to reading the last chapter in Jacobs POV and usually he would post his theories if he has any. Its so obvious that the love for Bella is gone because the CHILD is out of her. Hello:
"Not one string, but a million. Not strings, but steel cables. A million steel cables all tying me to one thing-to the very center of the universe.
I could see that now-how the universe swirled around this one point. I'd never seen the symmetry of the universe before, but now it was plain.
The gravity of the earth no longer tied me to the place where I stood.
It was the baby girl in the blond vampire's arms that held me here now.
Renesmee"
-Breaking Dawn Chapter 18 'There are no words for this.' PG 360
Mister Twilight Guy had nothing to say about that. BUT he did talk about how Jake suddenly lost his love for Bella. WELL What the fuck does it sound like that happened in that last paragraph bub? He really annoyed me by that. You have no idea. I know he is smarter than that to think that Jake isn't going to imprint. HELL I made JOKES about it happening and it happened. True story.
Hmm. I got that 'The sexy stars of Twilight' Mag. Its got eight beautiful posters in it. the thing cost me 10 bucks.
Gliks will be selling Twilight stuff starting next week. I was at Gliks the other day buying me 'TAPOUT' shirts when I happened upon the ad.
True Blood just keeps getting better. I missed last weeks episode but I plan to catch up soon.
DUDE! did anyone know that BLOOD the last vampire was becoming a live action movie? SHIT it comes out this Friday! that's the movie that was based on BLOOD+ just in a two hour anime movie.
going to Six flags this sunday with Dani. So dont expect much from me this weekend.
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July 03, 2009
News
So you think you can dance, Show got even better the other night. Reason:
Adam Sandler will be competing with Eclipse. Bring. It. On. Sandman.
Robert Pattinson or Jamie Bower? You decide. Personally I don't give a fine damn, they will both be in New Moon and they are both sexy.
Damn Dakota Tall much? And I told all you undisclosed bastards the Dakota was going to be in The Runnaways with K Stewart. That makes it three movies for Stewart and Fanning to get to become close friends.
You guys will never believe this but Chris Columbus Read the Twilight script and was going to be the original director. But he was too busy! The Twilight Movie would have been God worthy if he was the director. If you don't know who he is hit your self with a skillet till you remember who he is.
If your friends with Twilight the Movie on Myspace go check it out. They got it New Mooned out.
The vampire baseball game will be going on tomorrow. They came up with some cheers. Both for Edward and Jake fans, but I am putting up the Swiz one because that's what Team I am.
We are neutral like Switzerland,
We will not take a side.
Buy us some peanuts and Cracker
Jack,
Join us fence sitting - Oh, you brought a snack!
Let us root, root, root for all heroes,
Love for them will not wane,
For it’s Wolves! Vamps! Humans! as one,
Twilight Lex-i-con’s at the game!
Biggest news: BREAKING DAWN WILL BE A MOVIE! WHOOP-HEE!
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Brindle and Zylia Screenplay
I have been taking mine and Lors 'Brindle and Zylia' and try my hand at Screen writing. Alot of you want to read B and Z so I am going to give you guys the way to read this. Warning. I do have Copy Right laws on my side. Steal and Die.
1. Go to Plotbot.com
2. Click 'sign in' or 'sign up' if you want an account.
3. If you click sign in the Username you will use is: brinandzyliaread the password is: 100209
4. Then go to this Link: http://www.plotbot.com/screenplays/brindle_and_zylia/screenplay
and thats it. Enjoy and give me comments.
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