LOL

Choose 3 of your OCs. They can be from anything. Original stories, fanfic OCs, whatever. It doesn't matter. None of this matters.

1. Zylia Nokomis
2. Daviel Willams
3. Hugh Faunus

1) So. Introduce yourselves. Are you related in any way, or do you have no idea who the hell each other is?
Daviel: I would be Daviel Willams, and yes I do believe we are 'related' in one way or the other.
Zylia: The name is Zylia Nokomis.
Hugh: Yo I be the one and only Hugh!

2) Great, great. So. Ever gotten a blowjob?
Daviel: -blinks-
Hugh: -blinks-
Zylia: Uhm question! Is this good for given Blowjob?
Daviel: -turns to Zylia- O.O WHAT?!
Zylia: Kidding kidding.. . Or am I?

3) HURR. That last question was uncalled for! Anyhoo. What do you like doing when no one else is looking?
Daviel: Walk down dark streets and dream about the old days.
Hugh: Walk down Dark streets and dream about the old days. . .
Zylia: You two sound like fucking Stalkers!
4) Have any secret shames that you'd like to indulge upon us today?
Daviel: Not really. . .Sept for wasting my life with a family of shame.
Hugh: -looks at Zylia from a narrowed eyed look- I rather pass.
Zylia: *coughduchebagCough*
Announcer dude: What about you Zylia?
Zylia: -Eyes Hugh from a narrowed eyed look- Yeah I pass too. . .
5) Got any ultra-quirky kinks?
Daviel: What?
Hugh: What?
Zylia: -jumps up- HELL YEAH!
Daviel: -blink-
Hugh: -blink-

6) Within the last month, how many people have you done questionable acts with?
Hugh: One hard ass trainer.
Zylia: One handsome boyfriend.
Daviel: -looks from hugh to Zylia and goes headdesk- No one. .
7) Do you love me? I love you.
Hugh: Your a guy right? o.O -twich-
Zylia: Shit no.
Daviel: . . . No Comment.

8) Are you hurt because I lied in that last question?
Hugh: No.
Zylia: No
Daviel: . . .No. . .
9) If you could kill someone and get away with it, who would it be?
-Hugh and Zylia look at each other, but then both glance at Daviel smiling-

10) What is the one things that sets you off so much that you'll go from docile to rabid squirrel monkey in 12 seconds?
Hugh: -points at daviel-
Daviel: -points at Hugh-
Zylia: -points at both of them-

11) Who the hell are you people? Why are you in my house? Are you even people? Get outta my stuff!
Hugh: I am a certified Adjent against myth Creatures. I am in your house because I do beileve you are Charile the unicorn and you are under arrest. Oh and nice Thong.
Daviel: -Blinks at Hugh- Woah. . Dude. Not cool.
Zylia: -ROFL-

12) Does rain filter down through your handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral water that's tasty for the ladies?
Zylia: Ew?
Daviel: What the?
Hugh: OH YEAH!
13) I'm going off track a little. Um. How many people have seen you bare-ass nekkid?
Daviel: One. . .
Zylia: One!!!!
Hugh: Heh, No comment.
14) How lovely. Have you ever wanted to smoke crack? Are you a crackhead?
Daviel: Never
Hugh: Tried it. Not good shit.
Zylia: Ewwww....
15) Are you wondering how many more of these questions you must endure?
-all Blink with no answer-
16) What's the strangest thing you've ever licked?
Zylia: No comment
Daviel: NO comment
Hugh: . . . Pass. .
17) How many people have you confided in about your contamination with SuperAIDS?
Zylia: -fist twiches- Okay I am sick and tired of you whore.
Daviel: What?
Hugh: WTF?
18) There is no question 18.
-Zylia goes after the Announcer dude but Hugh and Daviel hold her back-
19) Have you ever considered a fetish?
Zylia: Bondage!
Hugh and Daviel stare at her.
Zylia: What? At least I am proud!

20) This mindless torture is over. Does this make you shit your pants in glee?
Zylia: No
Hugh: No
Daviel: Ew.
NOW GO TAG SOME BITCHES.