March 31, 2009

I could eat nothing but pocky for a year

POCKY!!!111

Japanesees food would have me good for a freakin year

March 29, 2009

Here, have a million dollars dear O' Mother

My mom would so get it. She is always talking about what she would do if she had a million dollors. So to shut her up I would give it too her. That way it would also set me up in life. I know Selfish right? Well screw you. =D

March 28, 2009

If you give a mouse a Cookie brings me back

IF you give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a cup of milk. If you give him a cup of milk he'll want more. If you dont give him more he'll attack your mom. With the taste of blood he'll become a VAMPYRE. Once he becomes a vampire he'll need followers so he'll attack you and your nabors, If he makes too many followers the army will come. But they too will fall and become VAMPYRES. When the Army falls the presedent will launch a nuke killing millions of Billons of people and sinking the USA to the ocean. With no one to control everyone elses nukes they will launch off their destorying the earth. So you see son this is why I had to kill daddy because he tried to give a mouse a cookie.

It reminds me of when I was in Ms. Weavers class. She was my altime favorite teacher. She read this book in class serveral times, and it was my favorite book.

It also reminds me of my Softmoore year in school. I was in art class talking about Robot Chickens virson of if you give a mouse a cookie [it'll make you LOL] and everyone in class started making me if you give a mouse a cookie pictures.

March 27, 2009

The 'unreasonable' demands

All the Cookies in the world.
The cookie monster being locked up in rehab [Check Family Guy] crushed my chances of getting his wonderful cookies. Now you must give me all of the cookies or Penguin Number 1 will die!

All the Monster Energy Drinks in the world.
Monster Energy drink is the best in the world. I must have it all! Give it all to me or Penguin Number 2 Will die!

All the skittles
I am the rainbow godess. Taste of the rainbow belongs to me and me only! But give me more green skittles than yellow skittles because I like the green better.
IF you fail this Penguin Number 3 will die!

Edward and Erik
I want Edward Freakin' Cullen and I want him NOW! If I dont get him Penguins number 4, 5 and 6 will die!!!! So while I am at it I also want Erik Night. I am the true Zoey Redbird. If I dont get him as well penguins number 7, 8, and 9 will die!

50 cents
My getaway driver called in sick so I have to take the bus to my apartment. . .You know the one on 6th street? IF YOU FAIL PENGUIN NUMBER 10 WILL DIE.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA.

March 26, 2009

Zombies!

Then I'll go find the real vampires ask them to make me into their coven and then freakin go kick some Zombie ass. Lol

March 24, 2009

HOUSE OF NIGHT to be flimed

Alright so this news came out last year when Twilight Was getting ready to take the big Screen but I am seriously looking for news about this because If House of Night becomes a movie I will be flipping a coin to choose which movie to see first! House of Night has bumpped down alot of my favorite vampire novels, making it my second fav. one. Twilight still hangs strong with me, of course, but I said the same thing about Artemis Fowl when I first read Twilight, and Twilight took it's spot! If you stick me in a room and put Twilight and House of Night next to each other and tell me to choose you better shoot me, because I will scream my lungs out. Though I do beilieve the Twilight Saga will be running for their money if they go through with House of Night. House of Night has the same spikes Twilight has. Its funny as Hell, theres hot guys every where [No seriously.] that want to get down the main girls [Zoey] pants all the time just like Bella. Lol. its a Thiller, and its just down right fucking Sexy as hell. The make out sences just make you melt in your chair. Below is an Offical annoucement about the movie!


Tuesday, November 18, 2008 01:22 AM Michael Gingold News - Film News
Variety reports that, as TWILIGHT prepares to hit theaters, another series of vampire-themed young-adult novels is heading to the big screen. The film rights to P.C. Cast and Kristin Cast’s HOUSE OF NIGHT best sellers have been optioned by producers Michael Birnbaum and Jeremiah Chechik.
In the books, the bloodsuckers, known as “vampyres,” have assimilated into society, and when their special traits begin to appear during the onset of puberty, they’re sent to the titular school for training to become adult vampyres. The ongoing story follows young Zoey Redbird as she discovers her true identity and tries to adapt to her new “lifestyle.” “P.C. and Kristin Cast created a thrilling world that juxtaposes teen drama with supernatural suspense, using the transition from human to vampire as a metaphor for the transition from adolescence to adulthood,” Birnbaum tells the trade. No creative talent has been attached to a HOUSE OF NIGHT movie as of yet. The St. Martin’s Press print franchise, which will ultimately comprise nine tomes, recently saw the publication of its fourth, UNTAMED, following MARKED, BETRAYED and CHOSEN; the fifth entry, HUNTED, arrives in March. You can see the books’ official website here.

March 23, 2009

My list of nicknames.

1.) Neo- I just liked it. People called me it.
2.) Holly Short and/or Crazy Girly Captain- BIGGGGG Artemis Fowl fan! I love Holly! She is one of those independant chicks every girl should want to be!
3.) Bitty-Britt- I am Small.
4.) Lucy- Lucy-Fer. Got it?
5.) Chomper- I bite
6.) Chu-e- Youth group thinks I am Chu-bah-ca from Star wars.
7.) Rayne- My sister name
8.) Bella- twilight Nickname
9.) Sunshine- I make people Happy
10.) CMBella- Cookie Monster Bella Like CMPunk.
11.) Peestain- Self Explanitory.
12.) Bob- I have no idea. My friend calls me Bob everyday.
13.) Kairi- KH fan
14.) Skittles- I am the rainbow. Taste me.
15.) Zylia- Personal joke between me and a friend
16.) Flip- I flipped the canoe one year at camp.
17.) Snuggles- I look like a cat apperaintly. So If I was a cat I would be Snuggles.

Lol this brought so many memories back.

Tame this!

Mr Edward Cullen by Ezyan Y.

I would have Edward Cullen as a Pet. Oh yeah. Thats a pet to have!

My life Playlist

Leave something behind
It's the great lesson that we learn from Fahrenheit 451. Do something with your hands so you leave something on the earth. I might become famous someday like the great Ray Bradbury. I may not. But I want people to know I was a person. That I was funny, lovible, etc. I love it when I am having a bad day and my friends say: "Dont die! I'd die if you die!" because it tells me my hands have done enough to be remembered by them.

Become Famous.
Yes who doesnt want to be famous. And I am not talking Britney Spears famous. I am talking, Being in a band [which I am in a band], Sing [needs improvement], Act [love to do it but I am stage fright], Chef [I am a awesome cook Iron Chef material baby!], or whatever.

Travel to the places I want to see
Japan
Ireland
Astralia
China
And Forks, Wa
Lol

Go to every Rock concert
I want to go to every concert I have ever wanted to go to. From Slipknot, to Cobra Starship.

Meet the people I want to meet
MUSE!
Stephenie Meyer!
Kristan Stewart!
Slipknot!
Sharon Den Adel!
Linkin Park!

Hail Hitler!

Hitler In Hell by larryfishkorn

Well its a prank I did. I am sure there is a much funnier one I have done in the past but this one stuck. We were in art class last year, and we were doing 10 min sketches with Charcoil. I desided I wanted to be the model for one day [10 free points woot!] so I got on the table and modeled for everyone. My friend Alice was right across from me, and she seemed deep into the skeatch. I smiled at her and said; "Hey you got a little somethin somethin right there" I said pointing to her top lip. So she took her finger and brushed right there getting a Hitler look. I told her she got it and she didnt even realize a thing until another friend said something to her. But I was outta the room like a bat outta hell.

Twilight Director Hardwicke Hints at Anime Version

Sci Fi Wire, the website of America's Sci Fi Channel (soon to be renamed Syfy), reports that Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke said that she thinks "there's going to be an anime version" of Twilight in Japan. During the DVD audio commentary for the finale of the high school vampire drama film, the following exchange took place:
Actor Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen): I look Asian in this scene. I do, I look like an anime character.
Hardwicke: Hey, I think there's going to be an anime version of this in Japan. So you will be an anime character.


[Me on the inside: FUCKIN' FUCK YEAH! OMFG ABOUT FUCKIN TIME!!! WOOOOOOTTT! BEST. ANIME. EVER.]

No seriously, when I heard Catherine say that in the Commentary [which is funny as hell might I add.] I had to pause the movie so I could scream a lung out. Then when I got the chance today I instantly started freaking out when I found some proof of the possibility on the AnimeNetwork channel website.

Late in alot of news for myself!

Argh. I hate being behind in things I like being caught up in. Like for example I never knew there was a Max Ride Manga out! That was like mind blowing I swear! Turns out it came out in Jan, so I am far behind in that. My myspace needs updated like hell, and I have class work to get done. Yet I can't stop freaking day dreaming. My muse is on Auto and it's messing up my mind.