The 'unreasonable' demands

All the Cookies in the world.
The cookie monster being locked up in rehab [Check Family Guy] crushed my chances of getting his wonderful cookies. Now you must give me all of the cookies or Penguin Number 1 will die!

All the Monster Energy Drinks in the world.
Monster Energy drink is the best in the world. I must have it all! Give it all to me or Penguin Number 2 Will die!

All the skittles
I am the rainbow godess. Taste of the rainbow belongs to me and me only! But give me more green skittles than yellow skittles because I like the green better.
IF you fail this Penguin Number 3 will die!

Edward and Erik
I want Edward Freakin' Cullen and I want him NOW! If I dont get him Penguins number 4, 5 and 6 will die!!!! So while I am at it I also want Erik Night. I am the true Zoey Redbird. If I dont get him as well penguins number 7, 8, and 9 will die!

50 cents
My getaway driver called in sick so I have to take the bus to my apartment. . .You know the one on 6th street? IF YOU FAIL PENGUIN NUMBER 10 WILL DIE.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA.